About Me


Whoa. If you click on me, I get bigger. And scarier.

My name’s Emily. A lot of people call me some shortened version of that. It doesn’t really matter to me. I live in West Philadelphia with my fiancè, Brad, and more pets than is probably healthy. My cats, Flannery and Bug, are my children. I like words. I like people who are good at using words. I also really like French fries.

I don’t really know what else to tell you. If there’s anything you want to know, I’m not really a private person, so feel free to ask and I will gladly reply, probably in more detail than you would have liked. Oh, I guess I inadvertently just told you something else about myself. I like it when that happens. I like symbolism. I like it when things have multiple meanings. I try to make everything I do have multiple meanings. I’m pretty good at it. Sometimes I can get three or four meanings out of just one thing. It’s all about efficiency. And I love efficiency. (In theory.)